Some people brag about a new watch by showing it off on Facebook. Instead, I’m shaming my clocks on my new vlog Koobecafon because I hoping to blame them  as the reason I’m never on time to pick up my kids — not my excuse that I’m trying to squeeze in too many things each day.

Despite being on time for all of my professional deadlines, I always seem to be late for social engagements and my kids’ activities. I’m admitting this as part of Koobecafon, my effort to unleash the raw, real and uncomfortable into the land of pretentious social media.